all 16 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 23 points 2 years ago

I have some ducks living in my garage, they don't pay rent, they poop everywhere, and contrary to the meme, they do not enjoy being lifted off the ground.

They do, however, eat vegetables out of my hands, and if I sit on the ground near them the will nibble my hands and feet.

They are incredible and much like dogs we truly don't deserve them.

  • source
  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Ducky! Enjoy your duck friend

  • source
  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    duck duck gooo

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Are they wearing a duck t-shirt? How do I become as cool as them?

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago
    [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    🎵Three cheers for your web-footed friend!🎵

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    "That's the second biggest duck I've ever had in my pants!"

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Wrinkle is the perfect Duck

  • source