"Honey, get the resin! I have an idea!"

Rolled a nat 1 on their history check I see.

Wait till he hears about Eppstein , a town in Germany

I don't understand... but I like it.

Bro attacks a bystander

Don't know what idea I like more,

1. He is doing the weirdest troll
2. He is mistaken
3. We are mistaken to think that he means Epstein and he is totally right and on the money. (Geoff made have a vacation love Affair with his wife or something)

I can't choose

Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?

Holy shit though, cool collection. You could frame that as abstract art.

I had no idea Laura Bailey's dad is named Geoff

(This is a Critical Role joke and has nothing to do with the point of the OP)

For a second I thought this table was a kitchen island and was very confused...