Isn't that technically that you're afraid of the dark?

That's just the dark with extra steps

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It's a race to the bed, as everybody knows monsters can't invade your bed, that's why so many of them live under it

I...still cannot wrap my head around the fear of death. If you're dead, that's it, done, your warranty is void and all that. What to fear?

I fear consequences of my death - shit people close to me will be put through. But death itself? It's like fearing time. Shit's just there, always was, always will be, touches all of us and nobody can do shit bout it.

I walk slowly to my room in the dark to assert dominance

"Alexa, all lights off."

Now, talk to me about going up the stairs from the basement alone...

Everyone knows that's how the evil clown, ghost, or whatever basement demon living in your house gets you...

Grabs your ankles ands pulls you right back down...

How is the dark the least scary? In the dark, there may be a serial killer shark that looks like a clown

I don't think serial killers are scarier than sharks. I can see myself surviving an encounter with a serial killer. I cannot see myself surviving an encounter with a goddamn shark.

Death is only scary in hindsight, when it finally embraces you you wont want to cling on to whatever this is.

This is a spiritual interpretations and should be understood in an agnostic context.

Hasn't been a problem since I sleep with a multifunctional flashlight by my bed.

Lot of cowards in them "statistics."

It looks like some PEZ dispensers (for reference).