I think that's canonically true for Goku and Hulk

To be fair, Jesus' message (some of it, scripture is not univocal) is that divine power is within the grasp of us mere mortals. That everyone who follows him would be able to do miracles like his.

(Apologists suggest he was referring to just the apostles to explain why the rest of us are bound by naturalism, but there are implications that's not what he meant.)

Note that Gospel Jesus was big on direct evidence.

That said, the cross was made of wood, and Jesus wasn't the only convict tasked with carrying one. The gravity is in being willing to die for one's principles which all of these characters would do unflinchingly.

Protestants are fucking weird.

To be fair, transubstantiation.

And as a paragon of good I wouldn't think Jesus would be so smug about it

Not to detect from your final point, but I'm quite sure the point of this super dumb religious meme is the symbolic weight of the cross.

It's not protestants, it's wacko us pseudo Christian sects that are anything but (but that seem to be dominant in the religious landscape in the US).

If your god's greatest act is "willingly becoming a murder victim", you might be in a death cult.

Might makes right, obv.

Now we do it again with two other characters, because it's fun. =D

Sometimes it's just fun to write fanfic regardless of who you think is stronger. If the characters have strong motivations good stories are bound to unfold.

To appeal to children, which is an important focus of religious propaganda.

Because mice sin too.

It's like they've never seen an episode before. He was always lifting up crosses and crucifying Jews.

Why would the first three make sense, but not Mighty Mouse?

Probably. Dude was a prototypical pacifist and would probably use it for carpentry.

Someone helped him carry it after he collapsed a few times.

That's what they call crossfit