And it actually cleans between your teeth

Maybe I'm going mad but I don't think I've ever found dental floss slippery? I've got a feeling I wind it round my fingers but I'm not sure, even so I don't think it seems too slippery to hold.

I highly recommend the type that come cast into a small plastic Y shaped handle. Game chamger for flossing. They come in bag of 100 for 4$.

Water flosser works great for me personally

For “major brands” at any grocery store, Reach Pop floss is PFAS free with vegan wax. I like the feel of it and it works well. Definitely not as smooth as something like Glide, but you aren’t getting the forever chemicals either.

I like eco-dent I have some jagged spots on my teeth that most floss snags on. This stuff doesn't snag and it uses wax instead of forever chemical

SMARTLIFECO has some good stuff. If you want just string, I believe ethique has some.

I'm sure they'll eventually develop a new dry lubricant that is almost as good and is highly proprietary and therefore much more profitable than those pedestrians pfas.

I'm quite sure these were developped before the anti pfas campaign was funded. And we will probably not have any gap in products once all pfas forever chemicals are made illegal.

Essential Floss unwaxed is approved for pregnancy, it has no fluorides.

I can't say I disagree with you. But low effort garbage gets ton of upvotes here, as long as it confirms the popular belief. So it's really hard for me to believe that people downvoting "low effort garbage" is the driving factor here, and suspect that people are actually missing the sarcasm here.

Although that being said, I also get it for, as someone else mentioned, Poe's law.

Oh my gosh, they really are everywhere!