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Happens all the time (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/helldivers2@lemmy.ca
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[–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Girls when I show them my melee kill count at the end of the mission

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don't know if I've ever actually gotten a melee kill. Does the new armor help? Is it viable to just start punching stuff?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Oh I do it out of rage. When my guns empty and the bug still isn’t dead, it’s gonna contend with these knuckles of freedom 🦅👊.

    Plus it saves bullets that could otherwise be used for more democratic purposes.

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    • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You guys are getting to the post-mission screen? I’m 0/2 today, disconnect and crash. Both times near the end of Suicide missions. Over an hour, down the toilet.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Tons and tons of bugs today, multiple people got stuck in the air when coming down. Super samples unable to be picked up, people glitching into the floor, objectives bugged so only 1 person could activate them.

    Luckily one of those glitches caused me to get a double bile titan kill with 1 orbital railcannon lol

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    • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    When they see my "Shots Fires" and "Shots Hit" stats 😎😳 (the sickle has crazy rate of fire) (my kills are in the bucket)

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    • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    And she puts it back on when she sees my Accidentals stats. I’m up to 125 total now.

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    • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    "Girls"? How old are you, OP?

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I could've gone with "ladies" but that seemed a bit creepy. I suppose it's gonna be sleazy no matter how it's worded, due to the context.

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  • [–] -3 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    The women in my life prefer to be called women. Girls implies young, which is creepy for a man to say, to a lot of women. Ladies would have been much less creepy than girls, imho.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    While I appreciate the thought you've put into this, I'll share the scant details on what went through my head when creating this meme:

    I opened up my meme app, clicked a template and this came up:

    I then thought, "haha that'd be pretty funny if I changed it to something about kills in Helldivers." Then I clicked backspace a few times, wrote a few words, and here we are.

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