I swear the US is fucked at this point. We're watching the collapse of the American empire in real-time. I expect a USSR style split in my lifetime, and a whole lot of upset rubes who thought that they could just pretend reality didn't exist and things would go well for them.

I just don't know which state(s) are going to split off first. Will it be the western states together, a handful of north eastern states, or will some bastard grouping of southern states decide they've had enough. Stay tuned!

“The government seeks to imprison Mr Bannon for the four-month period leading up to the November election, when millions of Americans look to him for information on important campaign issues,” Bannon’s lawyer wrote.

Pretty sure that he can hire someone to post on Breitbart for him.

"We recognize that you need to be close to Trump, so we will allow you to be his bunkmate."

"Keep me out of prison so I can be allowed the opportunity to do the same kinds of shit that got me in this pickle in the first place"

How hard did the judge have to try to hide their laughter?

"I'm guilty of things I did to help Trump last time he was in office, and I should be let off because I'm instrumental in helping Trump get into office again".

ROFL That is the point, failing to adhere to any court orders means there are consequences for that violation. These MAGA fools need to feel the consequences of their actions to understand they can't play stupid games, it results in stupid prizes.

Employment is not a preclusion to imprisonment. If he wanted to stay out of prison maybe he should think about that before breaking the law and ignoring a congressional subpoena. If he didn't want it to happen during an election why did he appeal for 2 years first?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE FELONS?

He should just do like that one lawyer just did and ask if he can share a cell with Trump to keep working on his campaign.

Hmmmmm no.

Lock him the FUCK UP.

That's why he needs to be in prison, in the cell right next to Trump.

Maybe he should have thought about that before committing crimes.

Oh, Stevie NO! You can't go to prison. You've got culture war to pedal. We need you spreading bullshit and getting people angry. How can you do that if you can't be on your stupid little podcast? STEVIE!

Schadenfreude has never really been my thing, but what do you know? Seeing traitors finding out is super fun.

What a sack of shit.

This is the equivalent of "I can do whatever I want!"

Stick that bastard down the deepest pit available so frump can go downwith him

Yet another lawsuit they're queuing up for why Trump lost again.

There's a weird part of me that wants this to work only if trump goes to prison anyway. I just want him in there fuming about his friend being out.

Gold farmer

Lmao what exactly does he bring to trump's campaign? The dude is a waste of space/time/life.