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[–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Well that looks like total fucking shit. Not sure who they made this for, but it's not the fans. Kevin Hart? Jack Black? Fuck sake

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The casting choices are just so weird. Across the board.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Jack Black as a mouthy robot makes the most sense. Actually, that’s the only one that makes any sense at all.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Every time I hear about it it's "Look at all the famous actors we got" and that's killing my hope

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Nobody asked for this

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Looks like absolute trash.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Is this supposed to make me want to watch it? A robot shitting his brains out?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't expect this movie to win alot of Academy Awards but this seems on-brand for Claptrap.

    Were you expecting more from such a highbrow game franchise?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The joke itself isn't off-brand, but the fact its dragged out for so long is. Borderland's humor isn't exactly clever, but its at least fairly fast paced so you aren't left sitting there on the same awful joke.

    Also, keep in mind that if they're including this in multiple trailers, they think this is one of the highlights of the movie - that is the more concerning point.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    A dumb thing done quickly is funny. They draw this out like it's peter griffin after scraping his knee. It's just painfully unfunny.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Plus the knee scrape was at least self aware. It way overstays it's welcome on purpose and then overstays even more making it funny again. Only works the first time you watch it though.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Good points.

    I guess I'm just sick of all the pre-hate from people who have probably never created a single thing in their entire lives.

    Personally I'm looking forward to smoking a bowl, ordering a pizza, and watching the stupid movie.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Personally I’m looking forward to smoking a bowl, ordering a pizza, and watching the stupid movie.

    def the only way I'd watch this, but only if it's already on streaming I have. this cut is also so devoid of all the things that makes the game great, it makes me wonder if there's a lot more but the promotion is afraid to embrace the borderlands WTFery

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    I mean that is pretty par for the course with borderlands. They had a whole sequence in Borderlands 2 where Hammerlock gets annoyed and calls some monster he wants to name “Bonerfart” and then the mission objective is “kill 5 bonerfarts.” so yeah the sequence is a little juvenile/over the top, but it’s nothing we haven’t seen in borderlands 100 times. That’s pretty much the entire shtick. Juvenile violence and “lol random!!11!!!”

    I say this as somebody who has many great memories of playing borderlands 1 and 2. Though, I just don’t think this is going to be good no matter how they spin it. It’s not a setting I ever wanted to see turned into film to begin with.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    played 1&2 back in the day so... ok.. well....

    this tiny clip fails to sell much beyond claptrap, and I'm kinda.... eh....

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  • [+] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I was assured that Fallout would suck too. I (Although you all are almost certainly right about this adaptation.)

    Still, I'm still looking forward to watching it and making up my own mind.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    "The fate of the universe could be in their hands - but they'll be fighting for something more: each other"

    I hope they play in traffic and lose.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    They messed this up so badly. :(

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Borderlands was fun but the story was boring and characters were so annoying, especially later in the franchise. I don't see why I would want Borderlands but with all of the gameplay removed, if it's executed perfectly it will still be terrible.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Well... there goes the glimmer of hope I had.

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  • This is gonna bomb.

    If Furiosa can't do well at the box office, how is this going to?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Looks like they are going to figure out it has to be a good adaptation in order to succeed. Again.

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  • [–] -2 points 2 years ago (1 child)