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[–] 110 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

“Dear America: You are waking up, as Germany once did, to the awareness that 1/3 of your people would kill another 1/3 while 1/3 watches.”—Incorrectly attributed to Werner Herzog but just some random person on the internet it seems.

Still the quote makes sense even without the appeal to authority

Thanks, TheReturnOfPEB for correcting me

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Nah. America had Nazis in the 30s too. We're immune to the most rabid varieties of fascism and authoritarianism because they don't produce all the cool products Americans demand.

    Americans might be plagued with racism and bigotry, but we're way too lazy and invested in our own lives for a coup. Literally our bread and circuses are way too good.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Your bread is pretty shit though. One of the things I miss when I'm over for more than a week is actual, good bread.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)
    1. Good bread is expensive or made yourself.

    2. It seems pretty common for travelers to lament the lack of good bread like at home. Bread basically a living organism that is ultra local. Good bread like at home really only exists at home. Local water, temperature, humidity, and other environmental factors seem to play a big part.

    Ask anyone from New York or New Jersey about getting a good pizza or bagel in another state. It doesn't matter who makes it or if they're using the exact same recipe, perfect bread can evidently not be replicated outside the region. There is even a bagel company in south Florida, catering to snowbirds turned transplants, that claims to use water from that region to make their bagels.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's not as delicate a matter as you make it out to be. I was just looking for a kind that isn't mushy like toast or full of sugar like a bagle. If classic sourdough or whole grain with an actual crust exist in the US it's not trivial to find for foreign visitors.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah, good food isn't trivial to find when you travel. I'm empathetic to that frustration. But judging all bread based on the cheapest abundant and easy to find bread a foreigner can find without any apparent effort seems like a mistake to me. I certainly wouldn't judge all Italian food by what I found in my hotel in Venice. I wouldn't judge NY bagels by what I found during my layover at La Guardia. And I wouldn't judge an entire countries bread based on what I found in the grocery store.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Whole Foods has a great bakery. It was a loaf I bought there that inspired me to start making sourdough. Locally, we have "Cuban bread" that I'm pretty sure is really Tampa bread, if you get it at the right bakeries it's great. Supermarket bread is mostly nonsense, is that not true elsewhere?

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago* (8 children)

    I think most of us are less apathetic like Squidward and more just exhausted. We care about a lot of the things happening, but there's so much going on we physically can't keep track of, let alone care about, it all, so we don't. We just don't have the mental or emotional energy for it.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's not just Americans. As a Canadian we're deeply affected by American situations (plus our own politics). Sometimes the only way to put up with the complex world we live in is a little Squidwardism

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    [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Oh hey I think I'm in this picture.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    And then the red second someone from Europe cracks wise about it, all of them descend upon the poor healthcare haver like a pack of rabid wolves.

    For how capable we are of recognizing and hating our own problems, we are equally incapable of hearing about them from anyone else without punching said anyone else in the face for talking shit.

    Salutes flag, sheds patriotic tear, admires eagle screeching while spreading its wings before the majestic sunset

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    I still feel like half of the time the people from Europe are using it as an opportunity to pat themselves on the back for something they were born into. (I can make this criticism because I'm from there)

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Trust me, i'm not patting myself anywhere. I live in Italy.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Well the one thing that would make this picture an absolutely perfect representation of America is if there was a TV in the background saying "American People, the American People want to take your money and give it to American People! American People are trying to destroy America! Only we can save America!"

    Fucking propagandists are the cause of this whole picture and I fucking hate them with a passion.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Europeans and Americans are natural enemies. Just like Americans and Russians. And Americans and Americans. Damn Americans! You ruined America!

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    Under the “right” circumstances, any of us could be any of those characters.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    I’m Squidward. At some point we have to realize that it’s not our fellow Americans fault they are misinformed and undereducated, it’s the fault of the ruling class and how we are being educated. The ruling class is never going to teach you the means to overthrow them. Unfortunately, it is up to us as individuals to teach each other critical thinking, media literacy and our shared history. It was never us versus MAGA, us versus the boomers, us versus the tankies. It was always us versus the rich. 🤑

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Gotta hand it to the politicians and the media. After that Occupy Wallstreet business, they got to work real quick turning Americans against each other. Successful.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Oh right, it's not like we fought a civil war over a hundred years before that, and to this day there are still people here flying the losing sides flag. We've been turning on each other a long time. It's an American tradition at this point.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's rural vs urban, just like in a lot of other countries. Pretty tough to separate that way since they both depend on each other.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    More urban versus suburban. The suburbs are an enormous money sink that require tons of subsidy and infrastructure expansion to persist. A bunch of our municipal, state, and national policy revolves around keeping life in the suburbs artificially cheap and expanding the housing stock.

    Rural communities don't have anywhere near the kind of political influence as the suburbs, as they lack a wealthy professional workforce or a large enfranchised voter base to command elected offices. While you definitely see rural politics show up in suburban races, they tend to revolve around cultural icons (driving a big truck versus riding the bus, having a big yard versus living in a town home, proximity to colleges and communities of color, taste in clothing or music) rather than actual rural political issues (water rights, agricultural labor issues, affordable education and health care).

    Rural communities get steamrolled as regularly as urban communities. We're seeing that now in Texas, where the governor is turning a blind eye to another big drought and unleashing his police force on migrant farm workers as he gets ready to axe all the public schools out in the tiny towns and force people into low-budget charters. Urban centers are louder in their opposition, but the rural neighborhoods are getting fucked just as hard.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Saying "American people" the way the Beastie Boys would say "Another dimension"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Europa: staring fascisticly from a distance.

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