it rolls down stairs, it comes in pairs.

why is the fence peeking at me from behind that piece of wood?

What rolls down stairs, Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, LOG!

I’m guessing the sign is not included.

New! Log from Blammo!

https://youtu.be/FR-REDevAzk

Log from Blammo

Chain chomp except it's a log

Perry, are you OK? Are you OK, Perry?

Is that elder plank?

A vote for Log is a vote against Heron.