A Illustration of the unrealistic standards that society sets for men

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[–] 142 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Great, seeing a picture of a trans man has made me aware of the existence of trans people, and therefore, according to GOP logic, it's only a matter of time before I become trans myself and have to fucking go bra shopping.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Not if you become a part of the itty bitty titty committee. As a current member who was once a Biggus Tittus in the past, I can say with confidence that bras are a tool of oppression and you couldn't pay me to wear them again.

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    [–] 46 points 2 years ago

    No feathers and two pedals? That's clearly a bicycle.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Those who need to won't understand the reference.

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    At one point some Greeks were trying to define the word Man, they came up with a featherless biped, and the next day someone released a plucked chicken in the school.

    There are some words that are notorious for being hard to define. What they figured out was for those words to instead build up criteria.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Not just someone, the legendary philosopher Diogenes. One of my favorites stories is that one day he was cleaning veggies in a river or something, when Plato walked up and was like "You know Diogenes, if only you could pay taxes to the king you wouldn't have to wash vegetables." And Diogenes responds, "You know Plato, if only you could wash vegetables you wouldn't have to pay taxes to the king."

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I always thought the time span of philosophers existing was so large, none of the famous ones would be alive close enough for them to have had any conversation.

    But turns out it is some sort of Marvel Cinematic Universe type of shit where they all lived together.

    Now I need a philosopher Avenger team.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    Throws a plucked chicken at you

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    I really don't know how I'm supposed to even compete with standards so high 😔

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    Well, a man is supposed to always be thinking about stuff about his family, and for to make himself to do things that are gonna gooder the family up around, and gooder it up. That is what is a man.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Oh sure, next the fashion and health industrial complex is going to be pushing opposable thumbs... bastards.

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    Honestly the biggest power move in the world was Jordan Peterson pissing his pants and sobbing about Elliot Page while Page was completely oblivious to his whining and just living his best life.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    The picture clearly shows 4 pedals. I conclude that this must be donkey.

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