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[–] 62 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

Ah yes, the all time classic India Johns

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  • [–] 56 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Or 7 days before the 'best before' date expires

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    That's a good question

    For sauce, yes.

    For inkjet cartridges, I don't know, but, technically speaking, these cartridges get dry after the first time of use and their 'needles', that spray ink, become dirty. I had a bad luck washing the spraying mechanism after that.

    EDIT: I don't know about the laserjet toners.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    LaserJet toners are not liquid at all, so they don't dry out. They're just powdered plastic particles that are attracted to static electricity created by lasers on the paper and are melted to the paper with a heated drum. Aside from energy use, laserjets are far superior to inkjets.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I was with you on the Clue until I saw it was the Big Bang Theory Edition.

    Get with it, ladies. Classic Clue is where it's at.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Forgot the kitchen sink, but otherwise very accurate.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Also:

    • A logarithmic slide rule
    • A Pythagoras puzzle game
    • Print version of the GNU general public license
    • IBM punched card with friend's phone number on the back side
    • Bootable flash drive with Hannah Montana OS
    • A grape
    • A model of a particle accelerator
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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    A bootable Linux USB is legit a nice thing to have in your bag - it being Hannah Montana is just the icing on the cake. I've got one in my handbag (not HM though). No GNU license card but does creative commons count?

    ...it's more of a conversation starter than an actually useful thing but, y'know. Hannah Montana Linux. Useful for pranks if anything

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Well, at least they got the piece of string right but… No tissues, no nail clipper and file? No band-aids, disinfectant, eye drops, sugar lumps, lip balm?
    Anyway, judging by the weight of my hand bag the curling rock definitely IS somewhere at the bottom but I can't find it. There must be a secret pocket…

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Worcestershire, but otherwise yeah.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    I've always been more of a thallium kind of gal.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    As I am currently living in Botswana, the constitution hit home for me.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Slide lube instead of guitar picks?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Where's the NetComm IG6000 Industrial Dial-up Modem?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Why do people like you feel the need to jump in with these kinds of unnecessary parasitic comments? Totally asanine bullshit. You should grow up and realise that, in this day and age, there is literally no excuse for a modem that doesn't support V92 to be in any handbag.

    This message brought to you by the Raymay HIDEX IGM Mark II Gang.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Rubber ducky remote explosive

    So they are Klee mains, right?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That's totally a Hitman reference.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Ah, I was hoping for the panel De Rechtvaardige Rechters (The Righteous Judges), but alas

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    The Thing, also known as The Continuum Transfunctioner

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Several wads of used tissues.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Thule, a mythical region in Scandinavia

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I L O V E S P H E R E C O L L E C T I O N

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 years ago*

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    What a great idea it is to put a vintage stand up joke from 1982 in meme format!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    As a tromboner, you keep a spare pair of lips in the bag.

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    [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Too restrained for a purse. In the pockets of my cargo pants: seeds, flowers and twigs. Bits of string. Plastic electric fence thingies.

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