In space no one can hear us cream

Read this like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle

This is fantastic.

I can't find in space no any milk for one can; here my coffee, use cream.

In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

No no no, this makes no sense. How is he going to drink coffee with that helmet on in the vacuum of space, I ask you?

And while we're at it, a penguin would never be allowed to go into a bar because it would violate health code.