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[–] 259 points 2 years ago (1 child)

This is what we get for conflating a persons talent and ability with their net worth

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  • [–] 131 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    His only talent is convincing the wealthy to invest in his schemes. I don't understand how he does it, hearing him speak is painful.

    He got lucky with Tesla becoming a meme stock.

    SpaceX is being run by a competent engineer while its competitor, Blue Origin is being run by a megalomaniac. This is possibly Musks only competent move in business.

    The rest of his ventures have been failures. To any one not blinded by greed, it's clear he long ago peaked. He's playing a shell game now but people will happily invest hoping luck will strike again.

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  • [–] 81 points 2 years ago

    There's an old tweet that explains it well, I'm sure you've seen it.

    (Paraphrased) "Elon Musk talked about cars. I don't know anything about cars so when people said he was a genius, I figured he must be a genius"

    Investors don't know shit about the stuff they're investing in and Musk sounds really smart when you don't know anything about the thing he's speaking on.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    His only talent is convincing the wealthy to invest in his schemes. I don't understand how he does it, hearing him speak is painful.

    That's not fair, he's also really good at making promises to the public to secure incentives and public funding and then fucking everyone over

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    To his credit SpaceX was at least a correct recognition that the dominant space launch companies were just a cartel milking federal funding for as much as possible. That sector is so stagnant that ULA still hasn't blinked at the massive success of first stage reusability.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Man, I wish I was a deluded narcissist. Life sounds pretty good for them.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Only if you have enough starting capital to skirt through life without a worry.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yeah that's what I was thinking, never heard it called pigeon management before

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Maybe they mean pigeon to make it sound like he isn't able to be a seagull manager. Like he's trying to be a seagull manager, but only managed pigeon manager. A quiet insult.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Maybe all Tesla managers are as dumb as Musk himself and they did mean Pigeon but in an unironic way.

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    [–] 95 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    Anyone remember when he spent all his time talking about colonising mars? That was his big thing and the future. Whatever happened to that?

    Then spacex got government funding. Now AI is the big thing.

    I've still yet to see any of his great visions he's actually delivered on.

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  • [–] 73 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Whatever happened to that?

    He took all the money he was going to use to do that, put it in a duffelbag with X written on the side, and burned it.

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    [–] 78 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I don't think pigeons deserve that sort of badmouthing.

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    [–] 73 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I'm picturing him walking into Tesla's offices, going over to the engineers, saying, "make the horn make a fart noise," and leaving, thinking he's brilliant.

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    [–] 53 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I've never heard of pigeon management but I have heard something similar described as playing chess with a pigeon as someone who "knocks all the pieces over, shits on the board then struts aroind like they've won".

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That’s an insult to pigeons.

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    Can't we all agree to just ignore him? Like stop posting about him and quit Twitter? He thrives off negative attention.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

    Problem is that lots of people do not leave Tw(X)tter and are not intending to do so :( And some are on Mastodon sort of pretending to have left the Pigeon sh*t CEO product, but still posting mostly screenshots from the old site. Good thing is that some are pretty clear about having left and encouraging others to follow like here : https://mastodon.social/@dangillmor ->

    Journalists, please leave Twitter and join the fediverse. Here's how to get started:

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Soooo... just a bog-standard CEO, then.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    There's a picture this makes me think of where a bunch of birds are sitting on a tree in typical pyramid hierarchy diagram positions, and each level of birds starting from the second is covered in more shit than the previous.

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    As a pigeon enjoyer, offence taken.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    We called this the “swoop and poop” in a previous job of mine. Definitely not something encouraged or enjoyed.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    As much as I dislike the guy, so did he. He popularized EVs, brought a viable space program back to the west and even neuralink seems promising for people with certain disabilities.

    And no, that doesn’t excuse hyperloop, twitter, Tesla‘s broken promises, him being a questionable human to put it mildly, etc. but claiming he contributed nothing is a very black/white thinking.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The ol’ Swoop-n-Poop as an ex (awesome) boss used to call it.

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    I've been under leaders like this. Definitely not the best ones.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    They do say owners pick pets most similar to them.

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