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[–] 205 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I mean tbf it's right about when you think you're really good at it that driving drunk ends up fucking you so... shockingly accurate?

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's like riding a motorcycle - it's not IF you crash, it's WHEN.

    I stopped hanging out with a girl I knew in college. She nearly crashed her car twice while drunk driving in her 20s, non-fatal, and constantly bragged about it. And not sure why she likes risking her life or of innocent people.

    No idea what she's doing in her life now.

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  • [–] 142 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It should have made the controls more sensitive over time so at the end you're swerving back and forth

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  • [–] 132 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Or just increase your "drunk meter" by increasing the input lag. Then have someone walk out into a crosswalk or something.

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  • [–] 65 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I propose we take these ideas and build our own drunk driving game that gets gradually more impossible to play and with more risks the longer the run continues. Like Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy meets that DPKR Crazy Taxi clone.

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  • [–] 115 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They should end it by having another drunk driver come out of left field and crash into you instead

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  • [–] 103 points 2 years ago

    Actually I like how European/American Truck Simulator models tiredness. At some point you see some black out and the controls don't respond for a few seconds. Good luck recovering from that depending on the driving situation.

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  • [–] 70 points 2 years ago

    We did this in highschool but with a texting and driving simulator. You had to drive the car and not hit a ton of obstacles meanwhile texting back a specific message in response to incoming text messages. I played a shit ton of video games as a child so I was super good at this and never crashed. Made the gym teacher mad. I still understood the point of it though of course but I liked being able to beat the game.

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  • [–] 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Drunk driving is absolutely safe, it’s just a ploy by the globalists to keep men from being manly and keep Trump out of office!!! All Trump fans should protest by loading their family into their cars and drunk drive around Pro-Trump neighbourhoods at breakneck speed.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It should have just pulled you over after a certain length of time

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Like the whole drunk driving thing in GTA4

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Wait, it really stopped you after a certain amount of time? I didn't remember that...

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Nah, I meant more that it was next to impossible to not get the cops on you when you drove drunk. Even if you somehow managed to drive reasonably well (which was stupid hard), getting anywhere within a block of a cop set them on you.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Ah, yes. Using an obvious lie to prove your point. This only works, of course, when you have some authority over the people you are trying to convince.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Sounds fair to me

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Ahhhh, it is some Kobayashi Maru type of setting!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    lol.. when I was in high school there was some sort of D.A.R.E. program, just named something else.. they asked us to wear goggles that was supposed to simulate vision while high on marijuana. I burst into laughter and said, "this absolutely does NOT happen to your vision on marijuana."

    The goggles had a haze-like film and some other sort of fractal film where each movement you made it was supposed to simulate hallucinations / flutter vision.. the police officer who looked like he was maybe in his mid twenties had a grin on his face as I passed the goggles onto the next person.

    That was a point in my life when I realized.. the authority we're supposed to obey are just average dumb ass non-thinking humans.. what we call today, NPCs.

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  • [+] -70 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Driving while yapping away on a Galaxy or iPhone is worse than being fucking drunk. Both, is double worse.

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  • [–] 71 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Drinking is definitely worse. Like, talking is bad sure, but drinking is much worse.

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  • [+] -6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    A test, on a closed circuit, was conducted in Germany, perhaps 10 years ago. The mobile phone users were worse than the damn drunks.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    One test on a track ten years ago is not evidence that being drunk is less harmful than talking on a cellphone while driving.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I never understood the thought of handless calling being a bad thing, like sure it's slightly distracting but not more so than talking to a passenger.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    The difference is an adult passenger tend to also be somewhat aware of what's going on on the road and will tend to shut up when things get hairy, even if only through panic. Someone one the other end of a phone won't until they hear the crunch.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Mythbusters: Driving Drunk Vs Mobile Phone

    Edit: Episode Part 1/3 Part 3/3 (I couldn't find 2/3 anywhere annoyingly enough)

    TL:DW: They found driving while using a cell phone is potentially as dangerous as driving drunk. They scored lower in their crash course while on the phone

    Important to note:

    • They didn't mention how much alcohol was consumed (or they did in the episode and not in this clip, give me a break I found this in 2 minutes on the shitter)
    • They show them taking a breathalyzer test. Im going to assume they were testing to be over the limit to get a DUI (.08% in the US), though it's not shown or mentioned A clip of part 3/3 says that they stayed below the legal limit (@ .065%) so they would NOT be legally intoxicated
    • The sample size is like, 2. Not very statistically accurate, as mythbusters is entertainment and not a real scientific study
    • Theyre on a closed course. No pedestrians, no stop lights, no other drivers, no "unpredictable" variables in which you would need your reaction time, which would be impaired if you were drunk
    • Theyre using flip phones held up to their ears, on a phone call. Results probably vary (though are probably worse) texting vs a phone call and on modern devices vs old ones

    No real claim either way to one being worse. Moral of the story being get off your fucking phone and don't drive drunk and you dont need to worry. Dreizehn@kbin.social's claims aren't necessary wrong, but they're not necessary right either

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