all 31 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 73 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is what a Lovecraft story looks like from the eldritch beings' perspective.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I bet that gave the fish something to ponder.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    "Higher being" is true in a strictly topographical sense.

    Growing legs and flopping out of the oceans was a mistake.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Depends what you think of as a mistake

    Despite the propaganda life isn’t better 🎵 under the sea 🎵

    We became apex predators on land and can/are killing every species

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    Really..? No one has mentioned that he has taken the glasses off himself to put on the fish. That’s some BIG IQ business right there.

  • source
  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This fish just got a fucking GOOlock backstory

    Ripped from his home and exposed to the nature of the cosmos in an unprotected manner thet leaves it blinded and desperately confused for the rest of its life

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    For those of us not playing the home game: "great-old-one warlock." It's not some advanced racial epithet.

    Probably. I mean it is D&D. Everybody hates everybody.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    No that's 40k

    D&D is where everyone attempts to seduce everybody, and fail at it miserably as soon as the DM asks the players to actually state what their best pick up move is

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Man shows the dark god his hunt.

  • source
  • [+] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Maybe his own, too. He’s rockin the safety squints.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Wait until all of the fish's friends chained up in a cave hear about this!

  • source
  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You think that's really his fish or does the fish belong to itself?

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Its fellows are still honoring it as the chosen one.

  • source
  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    The guy with the phone looks like he's saying "Yeah, eclipse bitch!!"

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    .......that just sounds like DMT.

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Probably didn't work. Fish eyes are adapted for seeing through water, not through air. Probably just looked like a fuzzy blob amongst a bunch of other fuzzy blobs.

  • source