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Nooo Sidewinder-chan don't leave me!! (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 years ago by FocusFire@lemm.ee to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I feel like I'm so close to understanding this community.

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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 years ago (1 child)

They're getting close. Deploy the anthropomorphic plane porn to throw them off the trail

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Er, not too anthropomorphic, if you don't mind.

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[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Ah, so you prefer feral?

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Well, at the very least f'real.

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[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

F-22'real. Roger, Roger.

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[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Buy a second hand joystick for 30 bucks. Download DCS World (free), in the meantime book the week off and start binging Chucks Guide, then trial a full fidelity jet (2 weeks free trial). We have F-14A and B, F-15E, F-16C, F/A-18C, Harrier II, Mirage 2000C, Mirage F1, F-5E, MiG-21, MiG-19, MiG-15, F-86 and the JF-17. Proceed to dive into the rabbit hole, it should go effortlessly from there on.

You will not only understand, you will hear memes about Sidewinders. rrrrG iiiiiiiiP

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

the tone that satisfies

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 years ago

mothposting

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Süßter

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[–] chaotic_disorganizer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Komm, süßter Tod

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[–] youRFate@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Stop with the umlauts, it hurts.

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[–] Gurfaild@feddit.de 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

Cön̈tïn̈üë wïth thë ümläüts tö bëcömë mörë mëtäl

Ëd̈ïẗ: Ün̈l̈ëäs̈ḧ ẗḧë p̈öẅër̈ öf̈ c̈öm̈b̈ïn̈ïn̈g̈ d̈ïäc̈r̈ïẗïc̈äl̈ m̈är̈k̈s̈!

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago*

ÜẅÜ

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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

üüüüüüüüüüüü

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[–] Kolli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

The umlauts are the best part. :D

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[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago

Nö

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[–] novel_difficulty_512@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpY86W2e3BA

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 16 points 2 years ago

Sidewinder has an impressive rack.