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Anon meets a girl (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 97 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Ah yes let me just pull this up on my 1920x120000000000000000 monitor that I’ve got in portrait mode

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    • [–] 59 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.

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    • [–] 49 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I want to believe.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago

    A feel good story and anon feels the need to announce his beloved's D cups? It's a nice fantasy he's made about some girl that spilled water on him that one time.

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    • [–] 45 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Just here to say, fuck this long image

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  • [+] -21 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (2 children)

    OP is insane if they think that anyone wants to actually read a fucking 500 page novel written by some random dickhead from 4chan. Ain't happening.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Shame. It's a wonderful story. I think you could take the 5 minutes to read it.

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  • [+] -13 points 3 years ago* (2 children)

    Then please give me the Sparknotes summary. I have ADHD; I can't focus long enough to read this entire thing regardless, even if I wanted to.

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    • [–] 27 points 3 years ago

    Who's cutting onions here?!

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    [–] 27 points 3 years ago

    Wow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.

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    [–] 27 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Nowadays I read so much stuff on the internet that I wish wasn’t not true. I hope this one is.

    PS: not OP, check username difference please.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago* (2 children)

    Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.

    However

    — I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody

    — now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it

    Edit: yes it can! In honor of this post, I asked ChatGPT to write a love story in 4chan style, and it did!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    It's both for sure. People have discovered real live green text authors (people give out too many details, and yes there have been some very creepy "sightings")

    If Jessica is real, it's very likely someone found Anon. There would likely be like 1.5 Million ppl within 3 degrees separation. Assuming American, that's probably 1.3 M Americans (to underestimate). If you remove people over 55 and under 13, that means that ~1% of the people you know have seen your greentext.

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    • [–] 20 points 3 years ago

    I came here for shitposting, not to feel.

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    [–] 17 points 3 years ago

    Plot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. 'blunt force trama' from the crash cost her her eye sight.

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    [–] 14 points 3 years ago

    Yeah this looks like something I want to decipher

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    [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    This is basically how I feel with my wife. Totally not worthy. But so far she seems to be sticking around.

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    [–] 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    tldr;

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    • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    That Jessica's name?

    Albert Einstein

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    [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Tldr

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    [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Any way to make long images like this default short in the preview in Liftoff?

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    [+] 1 point 3 years ago
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    [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    This one always hits me in the feels. Just like the sad one about the guy who's wife and kid never existed.

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    [–] 0 points 3 years ago

    That seems interesting. Bookmarked to read later.

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    [–] -3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Didn’t read lol

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    • [–] -4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I'm not reading all that.

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