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[–] 64 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I recently realized it was taking way longer than normal to cook because front right is not doing so good.

I don't love front left, but he's a hard worker.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Front right is the small one, only for coffee and sauce. Front and back left are normal ones, of course front gets way more use than his twin brother.

    Back right is practically new, it's bigger than the left twins but smaller than center daddy.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    Induction stove masterrace reporting in

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Back left burner crew represent!

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    What kind of psychopath uses a back burner as their primary?

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Back have larger burners if you have induction, and kids, no handles accidentally sticking out either even if you don’t have kids.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    You have a "primary" spot? Different sizes for different sized pots and pans, bro. (Induction hob.)

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I usually have all of them on, I just dont light them until I need them

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My front right burner has only two temperatures: off and hotter than the surface of the sun!!!!! Therefore it is relegated to boiling water and pasta cooking duties.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I used to have an old electric stove that you had to turn on before you even started to chop vegetables, but then you could turn it off and it would stay at the melting point of tungsten for an hour.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Front-left for me, with back-right doing some work too

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    ITT: No one cleans their burners

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    FYI, if you have an electric coil stove the elements wear out over time but they're super easy to replace - you basically just unplug it and plug in a new one and they're pretty cheap, you can get a set of 4 for US$35.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    As an appliance repair man this hits hard! 😂

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The back right burner: 🧖

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I'm a front-left kinda gal.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    First boisterous laugh of the day. Thanks!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I accidentally left the kettle going at full-power for 6 hours after all the water evaporated once and it hasn't been the same since...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    What movie is this meme from?

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    We use 3 of our stove burners, and never touch the other. So for me, I guess one of mine is very lonely.

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