top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 108 points 3 years ago (2 children)

There's a book called How to Invent Everything: A Survival Guide for the Stranded Time Traveler that covers this stuff. Don't think it's comprehensive enough to actually invent everything from scratch, but still a fun read.

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 68 points 3 years ago (20 children)

    Skip electricity. That doesn't matter until you can make reliable turbines with copper and magnets. Go to steam power first. It can move things. Which will speed up delivery of copper and magnets. But also teach them to plant trees. Every tree removed to smelt and power a steam engine needs to have three more planted. You could start greening the Sahara before umit even starts collapsing. "he sure had this steam thing figured out. I guess we will forgive him for all these useless trees".

  • source
  • hideshow 22 child comments
  • load more comments (18 replies)
    [–] 55 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Electricity is easy to make though... a couple magnets and some copper wire.

  • source
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] 141 points 3 years ago (10 children)

    Easy materials to get from your local 1st century hardware store

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 11 child comments
  • [–] 25 points 3 years ago (24 children)

    they'd probably have non-shitty copper by then, but magnets? thems witchcraft

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 26 child comments
  • load more comments (22 replies)
  • load more comments (9 replies)
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 50 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    Pretty much everyone in this thread needs to go read Ryan North's book "How to Invent Everything: A Survival Guide for the Stranded Time Traveler".

    https://www.amazon.com/How-Invent-Everything-Survival-Stranded/dp/0735220158/

    Or, if you don't have time, just print this out and keep it with you at all times:

  • source
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • load more comments (6 replies)
    [–] 49 points 3 years ago* (3 children)

    I read a sci-fi short story about that once. A scientist brings back a guy from the future, but the guy either can't explain how things work or does so using a vocabulary the scientist doesn't understand.

    It was like:

    "How do you make a teleporter?"

    "Well you take a zargnix and put it on top of a floon."

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • load more comments (2 replies)
    [–] 35 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Me: The opposite of B, the opposite of B, plus or minus a square root...

    Them: What does that mean?

    Me: I have no idea.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 31 points 3 years ago

    This reminds me of Dara O'Briain's bit about going back in time and thinking you'll impress the greatest minds in history with your future knowledge but it falls apart quickly.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVxOb8-d7Ic

  • source
  • [–] 31 points 3 years ago* (5 children)

    I feel like you could still give science a head start by giving them rough ideas of how things work, like penicillin and steam power and whatnot

    Even if you don't know all the ins and puts you can give them something to go off of to develop the technology faster

  • source
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • load more comments (4 replies)
    [–] 30 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    I think it would actually be easier to wow people than people think. You'd just have to focus on older technology rather than completely modern stuff. If you know that steam engines are a thing, and even vaguely how they work, you can build the king a pump to get running water without having to run massive aqueducts, or a crane to build his massive projects, or any number of directly useful things. An understanding of basic germ theory could set you up to be the best doctor in the world. Or even just a bicycle would probably be quite useful to get around without a horse, and I'm sure anyone could make a rough mockup of a bike.

  • source
  • hideshow 9 child comments
  • [+] 50 points 3 years ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)
  • load more comments (5 replies)
  • load more comments (5 replies)
    [–] 28 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Go back in time with a 4th grade science book from 1997 and be a fucking wizard.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (17 children)

    You could probably make explosives from manure. Use that to conquer a small community and make yourself the leader. And start a rebellion against the local lord and become the king. Then you have the resources and slaves to find copper and magnets and shit. Problem is the massive language barrier. Their language is just gibberish to us and vice versa.

  • source
  • hideshow 18 child comments
  • load more comments (16 replies)
    [–] 25 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    If you paid attention in high school you could bring mathematics up to about the 17th century, if you really paid attention you could even grab some stuff from the 20th (wtf vectors why did you take so long to figure out?) and the 19th.

    Plus there is just so much basic stuff you know. Used boiled and sealed water to clean a wound. Bleeding a person only makes them feel good for a bit and does nothing else. Steel in cement makes cement better. Or in the case of this picture zinc and copper and lemon.

  • source
  • hideshow 11 child comments
  • [–] 25 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    That's assuming you don't either kill them all off with your 21st century germs and/or be killed because the church doesn't like you.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
  • load more comments (7 replies)
    [–] 23 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    You know, a fun project would be compiling an instruction book for elevating/fast forwarding technology just in case someone does get sent back in time.

  • source
  • hideshow 8 child comments
  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I want this for when climate collapse destroys modern civilization and the survivors are left to rebuild society without the benefit of global supply chains or information infrastructure.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • load more comments (4 replies)
    [–] 20 points 3 years ago*

    I'm impressed at the strength of the guy's upper arm that he's sitting on.

  • source
  • [–] 19 points 3 years ago* (16 children)

    I'd actually be able to teach them how to make it if they have copper and magnets, since I know how to make a simple generator. They'd be SOL on how to use it though, because I don't know how to make something entirely from raw materials that would require electricity. Which means they also wouldn't know I am creating it with the generator... 🤔 Uh... Shit.

    This is actually kinda wild to think about and I hadn't considered it before. Making electricity is easy! Using it is actually more complicated.

  • source
  • hideshow 16 child comments
  • load more comments (16 replies)
    [–] 17 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Just spin a magnet in a copper coil.

    BOOM! Electricity.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (8 children)
  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    Expose molten ferrous metal to ... a magnet.

    Welp...

    Magnets are created by running an electrical current through a material, so there is no need to have a 'first magnet'. This is happening 'naturally' in the earth core, in the sun, and in other stars. (https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/565245/how-was-the-first-magnet-made)

    So you need to look around and find some magic rocks.

    Natural magnets, called "lodestones", were found in iron ores (magnetite) from the ancient region of Magnesia, hence the name "Magnet". (https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/615500/how-did-magnets-first-come-about)

    Maybe the sword with the stone was just a big lodestone with a sword sized hole in it. Just throwing that out there.

    And one more cool fact...

    Based on his discovery of an Olmec artifact (a shaped and grooved magnetic bar) in North America, astronomer John Carlson suggests that lodestone may have been used by the Olmec more than a thousand years prior to the Chinese discovery.[23] Carlson speculates that the Olmecs, for astrological or geomantic purposes, used similar artifacts as a directional device, or to orient their temples, the dwellings of the living, or the interments of the dead.[23] Detailed analysis of the Olmec artifact revealed that the "bar" was composed of hematite with titanium lamellae of Fe2–xTixO3 that accounted for the anomalous remanent magnetism of the artifact.[24] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lodestone)

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (7 replies)
  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Forget mathematics, logic and philosophy. Teach them about Jeebus and establish a solid patriarchy. After that make a shitload of McDonald's and Facebook.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [+] 14 points 3 years ago* (2 children)
    load more comments (2 replies)
    [–] 14 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    You'd still probably manage to get by offering services as an accountant. Illiteracy was the norm the world over for most of history, good math understanding was even rarer.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    We learn how to generate electricity in Secondary School, it's pretty simple and fundamental to understanding electromagnetism, and it underpins our whole civilisation's existence. Surely you'd remember that?

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    load more comments
    view more: next ›