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[–] 79 points 2 years ago

Bloodninja69 decided to manhandle the hamcandle while playing Sorority Anime Sluts 9

Too much friend info; dial it back, Steam!

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  • [–] 70 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Steam: Your friend is playing Mass Effect 3!

    Currently throwing money at an Asari stripper

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    I don’t know if I want my friends knowing that I’m typically murdering prostitutes at the Valentine Saloon or getting lap dances at the Vanilla Unicorn before I shoot the place up. Can’t let Wade have all the fun.

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    [–] 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Steam, do not tell my friends of the unspeakable crimes that I commit in Rimworld. Only God can judge my sins.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    BigYiff69 is edging to a match-3 game in My Waifu HVAC Repair Elf 6

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Guess the game.

    Your friend has enslaved a local tribesmen and is having them craft a hat using leather made from their sons skin.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Your friend has missed 4 99% shots in a row.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Great, everything is there except the name of the game...

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I think they mean in the steam pop up.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    i haven’t used steam a while (so i could be wrong), but it seems like that’s not a pop up. it looks like it’s part of the information that shows up when you click a game in your library. so i guess it would make sense the name of the game isn’t display there (since it’s somewhere else on the page)

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Steam: Your friend has died 7 times fighting the boss.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm glad FromSoft doesn't keep track. Some bosses had to take me at least 30-40 attempts.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I have played many games similar to this one, and I hate to admit this, but I think I'm too stupid for CK3. I just don't know enough about English royalty/gentry shit to keep up.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I always assumed from videos I've watched that the point of the game is to either manage shit around Europe/Asia or fuck around as a noble of Bumfucknowhere, denouncing the pope, spying on your spouse, sending your entire court to jail, all for shits and giggles.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I want a battle sim version of ck3.

    Like Digital Risk but with terrain and type advantages right down to being able to control different active battlefields as the general or maybe even squad formation level if you wanted.

    The background can be all the complicated incest avoidance/embracing.

    Basically the opposite of ck3.

    I still want the option to make allies or trade treaties, just maybe let me hand it off to the cpu if I want

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You just described the Total War series

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Knowing CK3 it is too dangerous that it would say "Marrying your sister". So gonna stay in invisible mode

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    For some games yes, but I don't think I'd want people seeing me playing Amorous and finding out I'm in the middle of any NSFW bedroom scenes.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Your friend is currently destroying his computer as he died at 95% of tidal wave

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    His friend is The Spiffing Brit.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Same with Discord. I love being able to comment on whatever my buddy is doing when they think they are enjoying a private play session

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I think Discord calls it Discord Rich Presence. It's such a good feature, and I always get excited when I see it implemented. Sometimes when I look it up I'm lucky enough to find mods that add it for some of my games, too.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    CK3 is the best.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Exterminating bugs with a tank

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)
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