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[–] 195 points 2 years ago

What a horrible day to have genitals.

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  • [–] 131 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Why did I learn how to read?

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    [–] 94 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Ok I guess we both have it bad

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I’ve had both happen, yeah both suck

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    [–] 80 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    As a pussy haver. What the fuck

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    [+] 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 63 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.

    I'll keep my ding dong, thanks.

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    If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Relax guys. We all know girls don't fart.

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    [–] 46 points 2 years ago

    im with everyone here. what the fuck

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    At least we can all relate to water splashes.

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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    What the fuck

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I'm a guy and I've had those farts that escape up between your leg and balls and pop out the top

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    The requeefining.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    When I shit my dick touch the water

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I'd take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago* (9 children)

    (cis)Women also will never know the pain of sitting on their own balls.

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Worse when it touches the water though.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    I'd rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.

    One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Fat ass man here, can fart in 3 voices at the same time, I conserve one in the under ass, one in the upper ass and let them out the same time. You should've seen the admiring faces from the two cops in the front of the car. I even did it with cuffs. They totally wanted autographs.

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    weirdly accurate

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Had both.

    Don't recommend either.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Can some woman confirm this is legit? Seems very hard to believe

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This is an excellent advertisement for bottom surgery: I want to have experienced both.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I bet it is great requeef when it comes out!

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    So if you go down on a girl after she does this does that mean you're eating shit particles?

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