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submitted 2 years ago by to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it's that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol

    Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can't take this shit no more!

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it's probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh

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