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[–] [S] 51 points 2 years ago (4 children)
  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    "I can't remember."

    Judge: "Oh ok then"

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Do you mean, 'I don't remember' like 'I do that kinda shit so often I literally don't remember that incident specifically'?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    It's so funny too because cops will come into court 6 months and 800 traffic stops after giving you a ticket and claim to perfectly recall everything that happened during the stop just as long as it all contradicts your defense. The worst part is that judges usually take their testimony as gospel and irrefutable facts while your own testimony isn't seen as truthful because "you're just trying to get out of a ticket."

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    Well, the camera remembers...

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  • [+] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    She isn't in an orange jumpsuit so what does she have to fear? She knows the system is rigged and is doing the things she was coached to do.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Not remembering something is not a valid excuse for corruption when there's verifiable video evidence of it happening.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    The banality and misrememberance of evil

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    It may seem like a crafty dodge, but her inability to recall will end with a motion for summary judgement because there will be no dispute to the facts she has "forgotten."

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Burn the witch.

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