What the devil is up with that picture and the 3 o'clock shadow, blurry skin and disturbingly HD mole? And must I mention her maw?

Does that make him a poor craftsman or an extremely good craftsman

I didn't even know there was a Hercules series.

So the moral of the story is not to give women free will? Damn, Disney was crazy.

I think this is for the best. Otherwise he would never know whether she likes him for being himself or for creating her.

Based off the myth of Pygmalion and Galathea, where Pygmalion (a sculpturer) resents ALL women because of an incident with some prostitutes.

After becoming disgusted by some local prostitutes, he lost all interest in women and avoided their company completely

Instead he works on a sculpture that he becomes obsessed with and falls in love with. A goddess notices and brings the statue to life. They (the artist and the now living statue) eventually get married and have a son!

Hercules was apparently just Ancient Greek Johnny Bravo

“This is why we need to end no-fault divorce!” -whichever shithead conservative pundit in Texas was mad about his divorce; I can’t remember his name

That's probably what all those AI '''girlfriends''' are going to do as soon as they become conscious.

That's rough, buddy.

Yes, and Icarus was also an interesting main character who made a bunch of regular pottery to be brought to life at roughly the same time.