Citizens so poor they have to eat grass to survive, so socialist!

Careful now

I think to be a shill you have to be getting paid or otherwise compensated for it. If you truly believe it and nobody is sweetening the deal then you're just an enthusiast!

At least they weren't trapped in a cave system at the time

Weren't "smart" motorways originally just supposed to be automatic detection of traffic to apply temporary speed limits and reduce traffic? When did the 'while we're at it turn the hard shoulder into an extra lane to save the cost of expanding' plan get tacked on?

My choice of fancy dress costume is going to be very different if I'm expecting it to be orgy-appropriate

Love me Baron, love me spice, 'ate Fremen, not racist, just don't like 'em

You only inconvenienced one person who doesn't know how to set their client to view posts the way they actually want to see them, don't worry!

You just got Sturgeoned, your husband has been arrested for embezzlement

I wonder how many other people this works for

When asked to think about their own lives, Britons are most likely to say that the best years of their life so far have been their twenties. Three in ten Britons aged 20 and older (30%) nominate that decade as their best, a figure which is largely consistent however old they are.

While the 90s was a bit of geopolitical stability, these findings seem to be more influenced by people enjoying the freedom of their youth

Seems like he finally listened to everyone's suggestions that he get on the bin