And...?

Maybe he will finally empathise with those dirty homeless people who should just get a job.

Yes, that's how things work: if you can't pay your bills, you can be forced to sell stuff. I'm sure there are any number of homeless people who also felt it was unfair to lose their homes. And a lot of them lost their homes through medical debt or simple bad luck, not from deliberately trying to overthrow our system of government.

Homeless Rudy? Well, its a good thing you've spent your entire life upholding and strengthening the social safety net for people that need help, like you do now, right? RIGHT?!

• I'm sure Giuliani knows a lot about empathy for the homeless given his time as mayor of New York City. Oh wait, he was actually criticized extensively for his heartless, draconian policies. Maybe I need to look into Buddhism because karma sure feels real right now.

• His best buddy Trump is a real estate genius. The best ever at doing real estate. Maybe he can find Rudy a corner in the totally real rooms that make his Manhattan penthouse 30,000 sq. feet instead of the actual 11,000. The extra space is imaginary, but then so is their friendship because Trump only loves Trump and Rudy is finding that out.

There really is nothing like the victim complex held by a privileged person who finds out how the system treats everyone else.

See also: all the J6ers crying about finding out that actions have consequences.

Welcome to the rental market, shithead.

Why's he worried - are homeless people treated poorly in Florida?

If only there was some government funded accomodation he could stay in, with free meals and some bars to keep him safe.

Oh no it's illegal to be homeless in Florida. Can't we put Rudy up in a nice prison somewhere to save him the trouble?

Happens all the time dude. What makes you so special?

Apartment in NY and a condo in Florida? And selling one is going to make him homeless? Let me get my tiny, tiny violin.

There are probably many hundreds of thousands of people in the US who have had to downsize -- not go homeless, just move to a smaller place. Ghouliani doesn't need 2 podcast studios, he doesn't need 2 homes, he doesn't even need one luxury home.

He's not far off from reaching his final form as Danny DeVito's Penguin.

Literally a worry of most people in the country every day.

You mean homesteads aren't exempt from bankruptcy? Looks like you picked the wrong state to live in Rudy. Oh, and don't forget to show up to jail after they take your home. It's illegal to be homeless in Florida. Ahhhh, what a wonderful state!

If you stick around Donald Trump long enough, you get free housing from the state anyway.

Huh. Maybe we should have some kind of safety net to prevent that. Makes you think.

Ah well, too bad. Good luck finding a park bench without a useless arm rest in the middle to sleep on, Rudy.

Surely Don will let him crash on the couch for a couple weeks at least.

Why does this feel so deja vousey?

Crying it would make him homeless

Didn't this all happen a few months ago too?

Good

Shut yer trap Rude, it already cost you 100 million and you still haven't paid you lying bastard.

Oh how the turn tables

Mr Giuliani valued his home in Palm Beach at $3.5m in previous court filings.

Right, because living somewhere that doesn't cost millions of dollars equals being homeless.

Go rent a trailer home, Rudy.

He thinks he's better than us. He won't get a shitty 1-bedroom apartment to be a sad-sack in; he has to be a sad-sack in an uptown condo.

I think everyone here is being truly unfair. It's for his podcast, and he has subscribers that are counting on him. He couldn't possibly record a podcast in an apartment. I'm sure if it weren't for that podcast though he would totally be willing to give this homeless thing a shot. Homeless are the ones who don't own property right?

Oh no!

Anyways...

Shoulda thought of that before engaging in treason to protect an authoritarian psychopath.

Man, imagine this shit stain of a person becoming homeless. Just picture him not having anything, having to dig through trash for something edible, getting sores and infections because he can't shower and has to sleep on a piece of cardboard, people knowing who he is and literally spitting on him as he's trying to beg for money or anything else.

We should use AI to make videos of this, make dreams come true.

Womps and Preyers 🙏

There's always jail.

Bootstrap you poor bitch

BOOTSTRAPS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

By homeless he means he'll only have a few million in his bank account and he can't imagine living like that. 🤔

He should couch surf at his friend's houses, he has friends right?