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It's important to have good urganomics (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 2 years ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Urganomics.

You have been ejected from the gene pool.

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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I thought that was the joke

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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

Misspellings like this are common in NCD memes. It's done tongue-in-cheek

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[–] GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Only passing through, but I thought most NCD memes were done tongue-in-asscrack

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[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I've been seeing memes from noncredibledefense for ages and I still have yet to figure out what NCD is.

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[–] Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Yes

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[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I must not browse enough NCD memes

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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I agree, the only logical conclusion is to consume more NCD

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[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

You can build whatever the fuck you want if you just upgrade the operators to ambi. Collective skill issue ruined weapons manufacturing.

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[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Accept you vat grown limb, ascend!

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[–] FireTower@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I can't hear you over the sound of my reduced muzzle climb as a result of an inline stock

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I’m not sure what plane of irony we’re on but I hope that unironically we all actually know why the sights are raised here.

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[–] Fades@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Obviously the higher the optic the more accurate it becomes!

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 2 years ago

No you doofus it makes the gun start providing lift so you go faster

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[–] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Why do you need optics, you should be shooting from the hip.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I want a carry handle for my AR for that M16 look, but it's just not practical. Plus, my gun's mostly white.

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[–] Fades@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

A white AR? Do you live in Siberia?

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago*

It’s actually a well-known trick to paint your firearms white, making cops less likely to bother you when you commit crimes

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why the fuck do you need a carry handle for a gun? It's not a business case, it's not carried like a business case. If you carry gun like that I'd just assume you're too dumb to handle it

Edit: also it looks stupid

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[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

If you place the sights high enough you don't even have to move your head

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

urganomics