Officer: "What's your name, sir?"

DK: "Deez-Nuts"

Officer: "Alright, get out of the car, smart ass"

Charged with battery? What is he, a cyborg?

I know people who know him. Allegedly, he lost a bet and had to change his legal name to that.

Wisconsin?
I would have put money on Florida

Goteem?

He did it to have these Nibbas keep his name outta his mouth and here we are.