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Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] FrenchToast_OverLord@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I know people who know him. Allegedly, he lost a bet and had to change his legal name to that.

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[–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Wait, who are we discussing right now? 🙃

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Deez Nuts

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[–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

So close, you qualify for reddit 🥈*. Better luck next time.

Correct answer: "Deez-Nutz" ["missing: "-"].

*(Not legal tender on the fediverse or anywhere else in existence.)

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

Dashes are a PITA on mobile. :(

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