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[–] 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)
  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Constipation. Right...that's definitely why I bought it. Yep. Totally.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    You could fight constipation with um..... Eating more veggies and drinking more water.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    I did not have arse whisk on my bingo card today

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Removing your blockage at 15000RPM

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Arse-whisk now has a permanent place in my vocabulary. 👍

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Definitely have had some rough bathroom experiences where ivhave considered something similar, but more like a pipe brush instead of a whisk going at 12'000 rpm

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I've had a blockage in my bowel for over 5 weeks now as a result of IBD. I am definitely at the point where I wouldn't hesitate to use something like that if it helps clear it. I've had constant pain in the left side of my stomach and I can't even sleep properly now.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Went to a and e 5 weeks ago. Also I've had a specialist nurse in charge of my care for 3 years now who I've already heard from since I went to a and e. Also heard from her again on Monday with a follow up. There's a plan in place so it's not like I've sat on my fucking arse doing nothing and I don't live in the US so healthcare is actually free so I went to and e when it first got bad. But thanks for the "advice".

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This is actually how hippopotamuses work

    I might be thinking of hippopotamii

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    As the "poor pumper society" on youtube would call it, the "Crust Buster".

    Make a poop smoothie.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    If you have diarrhoea just mix in some egg whites and you'll have fluffy shit

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