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[–] 90 points 2 years ago (2 children)

1h ago... 5min ago. You absolute canine. Man's got stamina for days

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Sound recognition? Is this an always on thing in iphones. I hope it doesn't get sent back to servers or something

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [+] -35 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    (also I'm fvcking tired of privacy extremists on here. if something is proprietary it doesn't mean that it uploads literally everything to the server, on-device processing is still a thing y'know)

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago*

    on-device processing is still a thing

    Unfortunately even if this is initially processed locally, there's a significant risk that results and/or samples are still sent back. manufacturers have shown on multiple occasions that the allure of data they can leverage is too much to resist.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Somebody mentioned their Google Takeout (export of Google data) contained audio of them using the Google assistant. So Apple could technically do the same thing.

    I'm not a privacy extremist, I just want to understand how technology works and how you should be using things in order to be safe online.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He really got that dawg in him

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah posting it publicly for millions of people to see and judge screams 'embarrassed'

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Oh no, strangers on the internet know I had sex and there were dog-like noises! That's the exact same as people who know me IRL such as family or coworkers! I shall now sink through the ground in shame!

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Training data wrong? Nah bro it was just doggystyle 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Plot twist: you were alone

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    You horny dog, you!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I know someone who supposedly sounds like a pig squealing when getting boned. At least according to her son who overhead his parents having sex.

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