Cochran tells him about another library, where there is a "big glass room to put all those noisy teenagers in" that has a bookshelf in front of it with books she doesn't like: "So what do you call that, sheriff? Enticing?" "Promoting," he responds. "It's like the old fashioned guy in the van with a bowl of candy trying to entice. I have goosebumps even saying it, it's so disgusting."

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[–] 51 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Aren't there like actual crimes to catch or solve? Holy smokes what a jerk.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    That man's projecting hard.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Cop: mmmmm yeah I'm gonna find some really filthy books.... Mmmmmmmm then they'll know why I... They shouldn't be allowed to be around children.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    and just like that - the network kicks into high gear, teams do the research, get addresses, plan the route, post lookouts, etc. within 24 hours, a van with competent operatives rolls out, armed with a high powered rifle and scope. they are set up within a reliable range of the sheriff's whereabouts as the story goes viral. by the time it's yesterday's news on reddit, the next headline is hitting social media:

    "sheriff in northern idaho from viral video is found dead, authorities are baffled."

    that's how you make them think twice.

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