You have to respect that she actually showed her ass. She could have just said it and turned him to stone.
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Reminds me of that Oglaf comic where the dude wouldn't stop staring at her tits.
For the lazy. NSFW: https://www.oglaf.com/snakeskin/
Forever frozen in rock with a boner. What a way to be remembered!
Just imagine someone finding it and putting it in a museum. His knob would be pristinely glossy like all the other statues with tits or other grabby parts lol.
That part always falls off
So is that how we got all those Greek statues? Like they valued small pp, so they sent people to be tested against Medusa, and that's also why they always have this thinking expression, they're trying their best to suppress that boner.
Even better a covered boner, schrodinger's dong it both is and isn't an absolute baseball bat.
There is a corpse from the pomeji volcano erruption where the guy tried to errupt something else
Where my fellow assmen at?
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