▲ 475 ▼ Medusa (lemmy.world) submitted 3 years ago by Clbull@lemmy.world to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world 18 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Seraph@kbin.social 30 points 3 years ago (3 children) Forever frozen in rock with a boner. What a way to be remembered! permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social 19 points 3 years ago (3 children) Just imagine someone finding it and putting it in a museum. His knob would be pristinely glossy like all the other statues with tits or other grabby parts lol. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Seraph@kbin.social 12 points 3 years ago Rub the boner for good luck! permalink fedilink source parent [–] EsteemedRectangle@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) That part always falls off permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 3 points 2 years ago They don't fall off, they're removed by the priesthood because they're jealous horny pious. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago So is that how we got all those Greek statues? Like they valued small pp, so they sent people to be tested against Medusa, and that's also why they always have this thinking expression, they're trying their best to suppress that boner. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Madison420@lemmy.world 11 points 3 years ago Even better a covered boner, schrodinger's dong it both is and isn't an absolute baseball bat. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Little8Lost@feddit.de 7 points 3 years ago There is a corpse from the pomeji volcano erruption where the guy tried to errupt something else permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social 19 points 3 years ago (3 children) Just imagine someone finding it and putting it in a museum. His knob would be pristinely glossy like all the other statues with tits or other grabby parts lol. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Seraph@kbin.social 12 points 3 years ago Rub the boner for good luck! permalink fedilink source parent [–] EsteemedRectangle@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) That part always falls off permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 3 points 2 years ago They don't fall off, they're removed by the priesthood because they're jealous horny pious. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago So is that how we got all those Greek statues? Like they valued small pp, so they sent people to be tested against Medusa, and that's also why they always have this thinking expression, they're trying their best to suppress that boner. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Seraph@kbin.social 12 points 3 years ago Rub the boner for good luck! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EsteemedRectangle@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) That part always falls off permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 3 points 2 years ago They don't fall off, they're removed by the priesthood because they're jealous horny pious. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dodslaser@feddit.nu 3 points 2 years ago They don't fall off, they're removed by the priesthood because they're jealous horny pious. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago So is that how we got all those Greek statues? Like they valued small pp, so they sent people to be tested against Medusa, and that's also why they always have this thinking expression, they're trying their best to suppress that boner. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 11 points 3 years ago Even better a covered boner, schrodinger's dong it both is and isn't an absolute baseball bat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Little8Lost@feddit.de 7 points 3 years ago There is a corpse from the pomeji volcano erruption where the guy tried to errupt something else permalink fedilink source parent
