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[–] 47 points 2 years ago

Localized ENTIRELY within your anus

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Aurora Borealis is happening in your asshole at this time of year?

    Yes.

    May I see it?

    May you ever!

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago*
    [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    I am immature as fuck and this is the funniest god damn thing ive seen in a long time.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    Au-- AURORA BOREALIS? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your rectum?

    ... Yes.

    ... May I see it?

    ... Yes.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Staring at Seymour right between his steamed hams

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This is an unforgettable prostate exam.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    But the easiest you’ll ever get. Imagine like they had known BDSM people around hospitals who would come for prostate exam training. Students then level up from Gotse-easy to regular-hard.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I think the only way to make a professional situation in which you have one or more fingers up someone else’s asshole while not being a sex worker, more uncomfortable, is if they would be aroused by it.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago
    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is the owner of the famous asshole.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    What do you guys think was the funnier bit?

    Steamed hams or Doctor Zaius?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Superintendent, I was just-- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    “Ooooh that’s good shit posting”

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