Ohhh this is what the thin blue line flag is supposed to be. They just have the rest of the colors missing.

that flag has done more for me than any other real country flag tbh

Quit trying to shove your agenda down my throat! I'll have some when no one else is looking...

You will never be a real pretzel

Snacks for the Queer picnic

Yes, Walmart has the most lax return policy ever, especially with food. Like no questions asked unless you're obviously abusing the policy. If you buy any food item and it turns out not fresh enough for your standards, you can just take it to the return area and they'll tell you to go get another while they do the work on your receipt.

This can be extrapolated further to get the "Walmart lifetime warranty" on anything they sell whether you bought it there or not.

Which leads to the question, what would the Trans National Anthem be?