Her ass is NOT concatenating files either

"These 'CAT' cables, they aren't made out of real cat right?"

But the server makes for a wonderful bum warmer.

I see nothing wrong, here.

My furry ass isn't sysadmin certified and I sit it on the switch without a wristband, keyboard, and laptop daily.

nothing purrsonal kit

That looks like a WatchGuard XTM 5 Series. A Router/Firewall not a switch. 🙃

Netapp 🤮