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[–] 85 points 2 years ago (15 children)

We could have had Bernie. I can't even imagine how different so many things would have been...

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  • [–] 88 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    We weren't allowed to have him, some rich people would have slightly less money.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Who do I vote for so rich people can have a lot less money?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    That's the fun part. You can't. They have had studies since the '70s that show that if they'd pay everyone a thriving wage, they'd be even richer than they are. Funny thing, when the working class has disposable income we buy shit. They are no longer interested in their net worth. The new high score is how many people they can kill with needless suffering before we realize that scarcity actually disappeared in the '70s, and everyone should be living their best life, and we decide to kill them back.

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    [–] 53 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Bernie being pro-cat even though they can't vote is very in character, standing up for the maginalized

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    My cat when it sees me opening the fridge: I am once again asking for your salami support.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    I remember how much this pleased me at the height of Bernie's campaign. :(

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Based Bernie, per usual

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Salami seems awfully salty for cats

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They can get hydration out of ocean water. Little sadistic fuckers have really good kidneys. I doubt a small amount of salami will harm them.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    And yet the majority of house cats die of Kidney Failure... 🤔

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  • That's because wild cats get a lot of their water from their food, and they don't like drinking from stagnant water. Most people only feed their cats dry food and use a water bowl.

    When I first got a water fountain for mine, I had to start cleaning the litter box twice as often. They also won't drink out of it if the water isn't running.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Cars can have a little salami

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    As a treat.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Is she really suggesting cats should only eat processed garbage cat food their whole lives? Reason #744 to support Bernie!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Cats can absolutely have salami. Only a little though.

    For those mentioning salt, cats are not dissimilar to us when it comes to salt. Some is fine, a lot can be very very bad for you.

    Keeping in mind that the amount of salt that's okay is going to be a lot less because cats are much much smaller than we are. A low sodium diet for a human, in grams of sodium, would be a lot of sodium for a cat.

    With that, a little should be fine. Once in a while.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Give Bernie a little salami

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    If I feed my cat salami, that per se makes the salami cat food.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    If cats can eat grass, entire mice, and weirdly even potato chips then I'm pretty sure salami is fine

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