All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

The accenture consultant told the CIO it's top right in the Gartner quadrant... It must be the right solution

Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they'll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

Holy shit, this guy is living in the future

You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

For webscale you might want to use mongodb

Edit: oh shit. This is old.

No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes

No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things