If someone offered me $600M to move to Miami, I would offer someone $300M to move to Miami and pocket the rest

Would you settle for some aircraft carriers?

And they hold hands in such an awkward way that it looks like an AI drew it.

It's even worse if you look at the full picture. How the fuck is her plastic surgery that horrible when she's with one of the richest people on the fucking planet?

At least he's dating someone roughly his own age. He could probably do like Musk and date a series of women in their 30s, but he opted for a different strategy.

I hate everything about Jeff Bezos, especially his very existence, but this is the one thing I think it's dumb to criticise him for.

I thought his previous wife was far more attractive than his current partner. Obviously I don't know their personalities and such though.

Everyone's got different taste.

Billionaires typically have the weirdest, like children

Okay, but Bezos makes the bulk of his money on intellectual property and service fees, not physical real estate.

What you're proposing is still, fundamentally, a tax cut for Tech guys and a big tax hike on the agricultural / mineral / business real estate sectors. It also sets up this very fluid goalpost of "What is an acre of land worth?"

We play this game in Texas, and there's an enormous incentive for regional economic interests to decide who the Texas Comptroller and Texas Railroad Commissioner is, because these two get to functionally dictate how much tax will be collected on land assets. By contrast, the head of the IRS taxes all dollars equally.

Or, just get rid of capital gains taxes and tax it marginally at the regular rate.

I genuinely love your use of the word embarrassing here. We need to normalize treating insane personal/family wealth as an embarrassment instead of something to be respected. With very few exceptions you only become a billionaire through inheritance of wealth undoubtedly built on exploitation, or by exploiting others yourself. They should be embarrassed by that.

I mean what the fuck is also up with him making a fist while she grasps her hand? Is that like some sort of manliness role play

AI hands