I don’t have friends and still got Covid…

I definitely did something wrong (it was “being employed”)

Can confirm.

I have a friend. I married her and the two of us never leave the house so in this doctor's face!

Social isolation for 10 years and no covid even when family in the house got it. This strategy works. Your friends are killing you and no vaccination can save you from them. The fuck did I put my tinfoil... \s (disabled)

Or they just have a friend group full of responsible individuals

Bullshit. I have no friends yet I had COVID

What if my "friends" didn't contract it either? Are we not friends then?

Making excuses after losing the game

well that's awful rude of him

I'll bet he smells funny, the fucker

Yeah, he may have a point with that one.

Does a girlfriend count as a friend? I've never had COVID so I guess it does.

My sample size of one gives his claim merit.