▲ 535 ▼ Um. I choose cow. (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 36 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 68 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'd milk a person, assuming it was consensual. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 years ago (2 children) You'd... milk someone without consent? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) We do it to cows all the time, why not? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I've never done anything to a cow, except once fed one apples, over a fence. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Most people certainly paid someone to do it though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) No one paid me to feed the cow those apples, I did it out of my own free will. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I'm talking about milking the cow, sorry. Not about the apples. permalink fedilink source parent [+] Brcht@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago Usually because 1) we force breed cows to keep them constantly pregnant and milking, 2) we bred cows to produce ungodly amounts of milk, 3) we kill the veal at birth so we "have to" milk the cow. So yeah, they suffer so much that some seem to beg to be milked permalink fedilink source parent [+] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 years ago (2 children) You'd... milk someone without consent? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) We do it to cows all the time, why not? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I've never done anything to a cow, except once fed one apples, over a fence. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Most people certainly paid someone to do it though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) No one paid me to feed the cow those apples, I did it out of my own free will. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I'm talking about milking the cow, sorry. Not about the apples. permalink fedilink source parent [+] Brcht@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago Usually because 1) we force breed cows to keep them constantly pregnant and milking, 2) we bred cows to produce ungodly amounts of milk, 3) we kill the veal at birth so we "have to" milk the cow. So yeah, they suffer so much that some seem to beg to be milked permalink fedilink source parent [+] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 years ago (2 children) You'd... milk someone without consent? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) We do it to cows all the time, why not? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I've never done anything to a cow, except once fed one apples, over a fence. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Most people certainly paid someone to do it though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) No one paid me to feed the cow those apples, I did it out of my own free will. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I'm talking about milking the cow, sorry. Not about the apples. permalink fedilink source parent [+] Brcht@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago Usually because 1) we force breed cows to keep them constantly pregnant and milking, 2) we bred cows to produce ungodly amounts of milk, 3) we kill the veal at birth so we "have to" milk the cow. So yeah, they suffer so much that some seem to beg to be milked permalink fedilink source parent [+] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) We do it to cows all the time, why not? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I've never done anything to a cow, except once fed one apples, over a fence. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Most people certainly paid someone to do it though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) No one paid me to feed the cow those apples, I did it out of my own free will. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I'm talking about milking the cow, sorry. Not about the apples. permalink fedilink source parent [+] Brcht@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago Usually because 1) we force breed cows to keep them constantly pregnant and milking, 2) we bred cows to produce ungodly amounts of milk, 3) we kill the veal at birth so we "have to" milk the cow. So yeah, they suffer so much that some seem to beg to be milked permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I've never done anything to a cow, except once fed one apples, over a fence. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Most people certainly paid someone to do it though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) No one paid me to feed the cow those apples, I did it out of my own free will. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I'm talking about milking the cow, sorry. Not about the apples. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Most people certainly paid someone to do it though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) No one paid me to feed the cow those apples, I did it out of my own free will. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I'm talking about milking the cow, sorry. Not about the apples. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) No one paid me to feed the cow those apples, I did it out of my own free will. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I'm talking about milking the cow, sorry. Not about the apples. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 years ago I'm talking about milking the cow, sorry. Not about the apples. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Brcht@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago Usually because 1) we force breed cows to keep them constantly pregnant and milking, 2) we bred cows to produce ungodly amounts of milk, 3) we kill the veal at birth so we "have to" milk the cow. So yeah, they suffer so much that some seem to beg to be milked permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago Usually because 1) we force breed cows to keep them constantly pregnant and milking, 2) we bred cows to produce ungodly amounts of milk, 3) we kill the veal at birth so we "have to" milk the cow. So yeah, they suffer so much that some seem to beg to be milked permalink fedilink source parent
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (2 children) Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago (2 children) No one said you could keep the milk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago (1 child) I’m still in permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) and nobody defined, what "milk" is either. And where it comes from. Be careful, friend. Some offers are just too good to be true. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I’m. Still. In! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario. permalink fedilink source parent [–] GluWu@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago It ain't much, but it's honest work permalink fedilink source parent [–] match@pawb.social 18 points 2 years ago Nobody guaranteed breasts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago (2 children) No one said you could keep the milk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago (1 child) I’m still in permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) and nobody defined, what "milk" is either. And where it comes from. Be careful, friend. Some offers are just too good to be true. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I’m. Still. In! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario. permalink fedilink source parent [–] GluWu@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago It ain't much, but it's honest work permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago (1 child) I’m still in permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) and nobody defined, what "milk" is either. And where it comes from. Be careful, friend. Some offers are just too good to be true. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I’m. Still. In! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) and nobody defined, what "milk" is either. And where it comes from. Be careful, friend. Some offers are just too good to be true. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I’m. Still. In! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I’m. Still. In! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago It ain't much, but it's honest work permalink fedilink source parent
[–] match@pawb.social 18 points 2 years ago Nobody guaranteed breasts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago (4 children) The $2 price increase is unjustified. It's the same amount of nipples either way. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago Nipples? permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaschen@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] lugal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) You're out of line but you are right permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Damn they're right both ways too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 3 points 2 years ago Any opinion on the 5$ price? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago Nipples? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lugal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) You're out of line but you are right permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Damn they're right both ways too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago Damn they're right both ways too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 3 points 2 years ago Any opinion on the 5$ price? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 child) So the piss knights are only from 5 to 7 pm? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TeddE@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Private golden adventures available. Inquire within. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Private golden adventures available. Inquire within. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago At first I didn't realize you'd get to keep the milk at the end of it and I thought a farmer was charging people for doing his own job lol permalink fedilink source
[–] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Uh oh... Looks like someone chose the $5 option... https://youtu.be/GKOMavMPpUM?si=hW84O03Xb_PwAF7z permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks [B] 5 points 2 years ago Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/GKOMavMPpUM?si=hW84O03Xb_PwAF7z Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub. permalink fedilink source parent
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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) You chose...poorly permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago In rural areas you need to specialize in more than one thing. Ranch & sperm bank is't a stretch. ...and with better local genetic diversity you get less Trump voting dipshits. permalink fedilink source
[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago I'm going with "people" meaning two happy, Californian, lactating women. permalink fedilink source
[–] Brekky@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :) permalink fedilink source
[–] Catarinalina@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago not that there's anything wrong with that permalink fedilink source
[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) No. Pay $5 to milk two people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Or you pay $5 to get 2 ppl. Idk, mb they have too many spares. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) No. Pay $5 to milk two people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Or you pay $5 to get 2 ppl. Idk, mb they have too many spares. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Or you pay $5 to get 2 ppl. Idk, mb they have too many spares. permalink fedilink source parent
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