Chodestools

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.

Look like fun guys to me

"Everything reminds me of... him."

They look more like a fungus than a plant

Phallusium chodecum

Stinkhorns. There's an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.

Sufficiently large mushrooms.

I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus

Organic nature pegs

Circumcision leftovers

Smegmushroom

Penis Envy psychedelic mushroom?

Bellend mushrooms

We called them Dead Man's Fingers, but I'm not sure.

Dickweed

Fungcocks, indigenous to your nightstand drawer

Homewrecker.

I take it you haven't seen Saltburn.

I remembered Mr. Garrison's book from South Park and his book "Penis Valley".

Everyone making penis comparisons really just reveal that they have tiny micro penises.