I've been places in the states where even airports won't give you a beer before noon. Damn Puritans, ruining things for 250 years.

I like arriving 6 hours early for a flight. I have time to drink beer and take a nap on the ground.

It's almost like if people understand why someone is doing something, they don't judge them! Maybe people should just stop judging people if they don't understand them!

Seen all of this at every college I've been to

What is this, a festival starter pack?

I am fully on board with brushing your teeth in a public restroom. That is perfectly acceptable behavior.

You mean it's NOT common practice to do all these things at Wal-Mart??

I don't know what it is, but aside from the side effects of nicotine addiction and access problems in these spaces(which, whatever, I get it), transportation hubs (airports, train stations, ferry terminals, etc.) are my favourite places to be.

Having complete strangers photograph your underwear and then feel it for good measure. Espresso martini. Saying "I flew in from St Louis and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED".

Be me, keep a toothbrush and toothpaste at work so I can brush my teeth after lunch in the employee restroom.

Are airports as a whole liminal spaces?

I bet Diogenes would pay the senate to let him live in an airport.

Drinking tomato juice (more related to the airplane). WTF! never seen it in vending machines, offered on tap, in fast food joints …

But 9/10 times someone in my hearing range orders a tomato juice to chillax and drink that sweet thick pseudo-ketchup.

• Drinking at 6am - Christmas Day.
• Sleeping on floor - After night out smashed.
• Brushing teeth in public bathroom - After getting smashed and sleeping on the floor, heading to work.
• $10 Water - Never acceptable.
• Pyjamas - You ever been in a council estate.

Brushing teeth in public bathrooms is common in Brazil, especially those of an office.

Since when are we not brushing our teeth in public bathrooms? Hell they've even got outlets so that you can shave!

Fuck not brushing your teeth regularly and having unbrushed teeth from lunch till night time.

I try to brush my teeth three times a day. Used to have regular issues, now I don't and my teeth are less yellow.

No brainer.

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