Not sure if chlorine haze or green highlighter
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Who needs Photoshop when you have MS Paint?
Coloring book be like.
Notice what?
The grass is the obvious issue but what is up what that fence? Why even have one at that point? What are they keeping out? Foliage?
Even a small barrier will slow an advancing army enough to give defending forces the advantage. It's more difficult to step over obstructions like these when you're on the march in full armour and if you want to being supply carts, siege engines, etc. through then you'll have to break a hole in the barrier.
Here is one IRL: Mountain gets a green makeover - with paint
There are companies that actually dye your grass green in the US. Very handy if you are caught between a municipal law that forbids watering the lawn and a wacky HOA that DeMaNdS the lawn to be green, or else!
Wait, HOA statutes beat state law in the US? wow..
Bloody hell 30k? For paint? Villagers were right, use that money for actual investment into shrubs and trees.
Wow, really? How about some water and fertilizer? Or better yet let it go wild and get them bee's having a ladies night on those flowers!
What, doesn't your grass blur over the walls and the fence?
"Beautiful back yard, just make sure to wear your respirator so you don't inhale the demonic miasma that was ground zero for the zombie outbreak."
Is this real?
No, it's painted
The badrealestatepics account on Instagram posted it 4 years ago but I can’t find a listing. Might be too old. There’s tons of poorly photoshopped estate agent photos out there though.
Unfortunately for them, the market has cooled. People will want to go see the house first. Two years ago, they would have 10 offers above asking in the first few hours.
Regardless of the market buying houses without looking at them first is a recipe to get an absolute disaster of a property.
Dunno where you live but the market has not cooled on the north east coast. Offers 100k over asking minimum, no conditions, as is.
Well there used to be the kiss of death from a old site but now it's from lemmy !
Can't see the picture due to too high traffic!
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