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[–] 84 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Alternate title: Find someone who can sit on your face

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  • [–] 76 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The final score read backwards is "boobies"

    My work is done here

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Put it all the way to the left with the foot facing up. Gotta build for the next Tetris somehow

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Seems my mom was right all along. Hey is for horses.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    The J is a pretty valid piece. You get the second most score by triple clears with them. It's those pain in the ass square blocks that can fuck right off.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don't know why, but I always imagine knights moving forward and then left or right, I always get infuriated for some reason when I see their movement described the other way around.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    My beloved Ls and Js have been plenty useful in building up for a double t spin or speed comboing a ton of lines really fast to overwhelm someone. Give L and J a little love!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago*

    Nobody seems to have noticed the long four block on top, that was put down last turn. It could've made three rows and made space for old blue J here.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    This was cute and uplifting :)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    How did the block leave the tetris field entirely? Surely the sad L block would be left alone in the far left corner.

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Little known fact: all discarded Tetris pieces are used to build chess boards.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Hold, most of the time the "get the fuck out of here L/J, there's no space for you" button.

    And then I remember right after pressing it that the previous piece I held was the exact same one.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Beautiful. Never give up hope - somewhere there's a horse out there looking to sit on your chest.

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