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[–] 150 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I agree. He looks like a man who took too many drugs, ate too much junk, and then died on his bathroom floor mid-shit.

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  • [–] 137 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    That first one looks like he runs Argentina.

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    [–] 118 points 2 years ago* (27 children)

    It's so weird that this is the statement that makes some of his supporters question his sanity or ability to form and communicate coherent thoughts...I would say there's a trail of breadcrumbs of much more damning statements going back as far as you're willing to look, but it's more like a trail of roach-infested bakeries.

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    [+] 102 points 2 years ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)
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    It is entirely within expectations of the fucked up timeline we've found ourselves in, though.

    Call for treason and insurrection? Uproarious Cheering.

    Fuck children? Endless defense and excuses (and cheering)

    Wants to fuck his own daughter? "Well hell yeah, I'd fuck my daughter too if she looked like Ivanka!" - Disturbing number of republicans when looking at a pre-teen picture of her.

    But say you look like Elvis? Oh my god, thats just so inhuman and so far fetched.

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    [–] 78 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    No fucking shit he's demented. Seriously, this is the first time we are seeing this in a headline? And it's from rawstory, and it's in quotes?!

    Goddamn, corporate news media - do your fucking goddamned jobs and call it like it is - YES he's got dementia. He's also a rapist and a convicted fraud if you want to really get down with the trüfax instead of the weak ass bullshit you normally run to goose this pathetic horserace as per your republiQan owners' instructions.

    Oh yeah and he orchestrated a failed coup to stay in power that got some people killed. Dunno if you knew that or not based on how you talk about him and what he does. I'd be happy to direct you to ALL THE GODDAMNED PROOF if you need, just hit me up there. Corporate news media. You utter shitbags. This entire trump fiasco - all of it - is absolutely your fault. You can't be destroyed fast enough.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You forgot that he is also responsible for at least part of the 1 million Covid related deaths in the USA. His unscientific bullshit had a huge impact on people who believed that Covid is nothing more than a common cold.

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    [–] 76 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    IDK Elvis was an overweight sweaty creepy fuck, so...?

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  • [–] 69 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "OMFG [Ivanka Trump where the hell are you?!?!?!? Politics aside do something FFS," the user, Jil, wrote.

    Sounds like she is doing something. She's avoiding her father's clusterfuck now that she and her husband got their multi-billion dollar Saudi deal and don't need him.

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  • [–] 65 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    If you want to destroy him, double-down on these delusions.

    Why stop at Elvis? Get him talking about his theory on aliens, ask him to compare himself to Jesus and whether he'd do a better job of spreading Christianity than the big man himself, get him to discuss how to split Gaza to make everyone happy, ask how a successful coup of the whitehouse would look like, maybe even ask if Rosa Parks was being reasonable by not getting up out of her seat.

    You don't destroy people like this by pointing out how stupid they are, because those die-hard followers will still worship him if he answers all the above. Where he'll be destroyed is in having those on the fence go from "he's a bit crazy, but he'll do something, so I'll vote for him" to "he's fucking nuts, he'll do something crazy, so I'll vote for Biden".

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    [–] 58 points 2 years ago

    The man is a narcissist, and constantly compares himself to other, much more successful people. He will hint at it if the person is controversial or outright state it if benign.

    He'd like to be seen as intelligent as an MIT professor, as honest as Lincoln, as famous as the Mona Lisa, as dangerous as Al Capone, as persecuted as Mandela.

    He'd none of these things, but he wants to plant that association in your head. It's transparent and a consistent core of his disorder.

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    With each passing day we march further and further into “no reasonable, rational person would vote for that man” territory.

    How fucking brain damaged is this country?

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    [–] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    When he died on the toilet shitting himself

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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    The mistake here is thinking that his supporters will care, if they even hear about it.

    They won't.

    As long as he is hurting the right people, they will excuse anything.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    This is one of those stories that I have to apply the filter of: STOP GIVING THIS WINDBAG AIR.

    He says this shit on purpose to get a rise out of stupid people that hate him. It keeps him in the news in areas he would normally drop to the wayside. Say what you will about his mental acuity or emotional intelligence, the man knows how to stay in the spotlight.

    I can't think of a better situation to apply the treehouse of horror/Paul Anka maxim: Just don't look.

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    [–] [S] 32 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Can we dig up Elvis and do a side by side comparison? He's probably right, but I don't suppose fat Elvis is fat anymore.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Oh? I thought he was just monumentally stupid.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Maybe compared to what Elvis looks like now.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Just in case someone needs a photo to compare here is both Elvis and Fat Elvis

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Oh, he likes to groom little girls too?

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    It'll be a great day when he looks like Elvis considering that Elvis looks like a corpse.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I will never forgive conservatives for making this guy the daily topic of conversation.

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    The bloated, rotting corpse of Elvis, perhaps.

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    nothing will stop the simpleminded to vote for hate. unless the orange is locked away murica is doomed to become idiocracy as a livestream.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Guys, he meant currently. You know, like a decomposing corpse.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    both were tools who thought they were king

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    They both like(d) underage girls at least.

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