When your upstart Rockies age another 400 million years, we'll see how good they look.

It's so cute when the lower 48 talk about mountains.

• Alaskans, probably.

There's always a bigger fish. I mean mountain.

These ones are older than sharks.

No, not the ones on the map, the ones under them.

Meanwhile, the Ozarks: "please nobody pick on me"

I know this is America and our govt officials think its okay, but the Rockies are a bit too young for me