cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/51272870

Put me in coach

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[–] 6 points 1 day ago

After Israel, I think a trip to some other choice locations for be in order.

Mecca, Washington DC, Iran, a particularly scenic Dacha in Russia with a large amount of air defence systems.

After that I would go "shopping" for some mega yachts, you know to add to my fishtank at the bottom of the ocean.

Then I would take a trip to some military bases in the South China sea and remove some of the Islands that don't belong there.

Then I would take a 2 month holiday and see which moles stick their head out before I repeat the process.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    I’d just wander around in the Med, like a lovely warm bath. I’d probably do a big fart and then have to help capsized ships - but not super yachts. In fact I’d put super yachts on land so they’d be stuck. At the end of the day I’d go to the Strait of Gibraltar to watch the sun set.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Start an online poll where people can vote for which nations leaders need to be squashed the most, and then start jogging through the top results to get as many as I can.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago

    I'm going to need more than one day but I'll do the best I can in that time.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 days ago

    I'd take a day trip to a certain genocide state.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    Start a fight with the statue of liberty - for symbolic reasons.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    Mrs. Godzilla

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago

    This bring me joy 🥲

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago* (1 child)

    I wish we could just stop killing each other 😭

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  • [+] -7 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    to be fair, zionists are not people. so it’s more like pest control.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    all people are people

    some are harmful people, or misguided, but dehumanising people is what the Nazis did. Let's not emulate them.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

    fair. When you commit genocide, you forfeit the protections that come with being treated as one of us. That’s a choice they make through actions, like joining the party.

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  • [+] -15 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Kill proles of le bad nationality, hell yeah

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  • [–] 19 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Le bad nation seems to be killing proles in several other nations and keeps looking for new targets. Nation is currently functionally a rabid dog.

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  • [+] -7 points 3 days ago* (2 children)

    Yeah, that's why the proles who are under the heel of that nation should be exterminated

    Its also well known to have invented national oppression in 2023 due to how uniquely evil they are

    We love nationalism here and narrativizing good nations vs bad nations

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    They overwhelmingly support it and vote for it.

    There are some sane Israelis but they are a minority. Have you seen some of the polls coming out of there?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    There are about 5 non genocidal Israelis in the entire country. Bringing them up is meaningful only insofar as it illustrates the unprecedented level of unity in Israel under the banner of ethnosupremacism and genocide.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    Even a child from time to time needs its ass whooped. I can not get the images of the dead babies out of my head. You think it was the suits doing the killing? I am a communist not a libturd. Cultish fetish Enablers are the worst.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    I'd be careful not to stomp on any hospitals, schools, or daycares, I'd hate to sink to their level.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Counter suggestion: Godzilla never enters Israel but slowly marches around it's internationally aknowledged territory, so radical zionist settlers and IDF soldiers caught outside either go home or die. This Godzilla walks around every week at random time and day so they can't find a reliable workaround. Once they eventually bomb the initial Godzilla, the other two appear to circle them.

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  • [–] -4 points 3 days ago

    Nah, the only way out isn't Godzilla but proles going through with their historic task and ending this barbaric system causing genocides, but we live in a historically inopportune moment for that.

    If Godzilla was sent to Tel Aviv, it would get conscripted to serve IDF anyway let's be real

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    OP didn't say anything about killing anyone. Why jump to conclusions?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago* (1 child)

    It's fucking GODZILLA - are you kidding?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Relax. Godzilla isn't an IDF goon or something.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago*

    yeah this is the antisemitism that the Israeli state propagandizes on: the post advocates for killing anyone living in a capital city, which will include right-wing zionist jews both by birth and immigration but also Christians, Muslims, Arabs, Europeans, tourists, women, children.

    Anarchy should attack the top of the Pyramid not the bottom.

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